you mean i was at the winter classic?
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
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