their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
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