Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Randomize
