I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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