Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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