fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
Internet is down.
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