I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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