She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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