FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Congratulations! We have a period
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