I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
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