I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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