So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Randomize
