Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Randomize
