Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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