Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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