We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I just found a bag of teeth...
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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