69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I've blown a few things in my day
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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