I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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