Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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