you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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