Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Randomize
