I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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