Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
We left an ass print on the piano.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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