like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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