There is no way he is gay with that hair.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I got her a Nickelback box set.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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