it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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