Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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