Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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