But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
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i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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