So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Never joke about your clitoris.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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