Reggie can tackle my bush.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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