I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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