i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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