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I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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