Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
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The only downside is I can't stop skipping
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
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