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so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
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