I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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