Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Verdict: uncircumcised.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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