ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
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