The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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