I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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i can feel colors
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