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  • 11:43 sure you can get laid, but what sober guy wants an STD infested whore..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 11:44pm
  • A HUGE FAH-Q to the little 16 year old sluttin it up! Girls like you are spreading filthy STD's, getting pregnant and having innocent babies that you abuse and neglect! Makes me SICK!!! Build some confidence and keep your stink puss to yourself!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 11:57pm
  • 2:22 you just typed 'beisbol', rectal wart.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:25am
  • In Soviet Russia penis sucks you!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 11:33pm
  • I think I just threw up in my mouth a little...and my breath probably still smells better than OP's!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 11:08pm
  • okay first of all.. just because she sucks a lot of dick doesn't mean a lot of guys dicks. i used to suck my boyfriends dick about twice a day. we were both virgins so no stds were spread so whoever said that can shut upp okayy(:

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:20am
  • @11:43 lmao there is no way in hell a skantastic little 16 year old could steal my fiancee.. I would however like to see you TRY. would you like my address? LMAO go suck some randoms dick, I'm sure you are SO used to that!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 11:59pm
  • Careful... you are what you eat

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 11:03pm
  • I wish I could say the same!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:51pm
  • 3:00 nope, naked in bed

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:03am
  • ugh, im wacking off right now 1:52. yeaaaaaa

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:53am
  • 2:41 I would ski down a montain naked with a hula hoop while holding a baby balooga and sing dixie

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:43am
  • dear old man pretending to be 15 yr old girl..what's up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:46am
  • U be a nympho I be a nympho

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:52am
  • 2:24 I'm one of them! :/

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:24am
  • I have no morals and I love this txt =]

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 10:14pm
  • Ha I love how all the girls are hating on the 16 year old and the guys like her. Face it girls, at some point your husband is going to see a sexy 16 year old and want to fuck them. End of story. P. S. I'm a guy so I know this. And honey, don't go sleeping around with people just because you can.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:05am
  • 2:09 only steers and q.....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:26am
  • ya you go girl... right to the doctor cuz ya probably got the herps!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 11:31pm
  • 2:32 well that's a legit reason, fuck beisbol and pass that shit..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:34am
  • Big Johnny lover here! Hahaha but seriously I like a big Johnny or get off me!!! Just kidding fuckers!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:56am
  • You men are nasty asses one day some loser like you is gonna talk that way to your daughter the way you are to this slut. 16 year old please not everyone is jealous of you. I'd much rather be a grown self respecting woman that a dirty slug teenager. But enjoy your pussy is all you have to offer so enjoy it while you can.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:02am
  • that was for the 16 year old. Dumb fuck.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:01am
  • You are awful she is a child. They both are.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:11am
  • LOLOL @ 2:05 'so no you aren't in the ballpark'

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:10am
  • that's fucking nasty

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:19pm
  • Any guy on here looking to pick up a 16 yr old makes wish this was a Dateline special

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:26am
  • 11:43, why do you do that. What reason could there possibly be for you to act like that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 11:52pm
  • Bitch is a slut is a tramp us a ho! Keep your herpes lips off my dick please.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 5:12pm
  • ive been to disneyland and disney world each twice..I don't see why anyone would go 26 times. Maybe it's just me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:42am
  • 2:29 butch? You lose at life..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:30am
  • @12:11 She'll probably get raped and prego and then she'll understand. Until then I'd say it"s hopeless lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:12am
  • That's just sick whore much

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:27am
  • wow, this website is just a slut palace.. 90% of the texts are from sluts who got too drunk and fucked and sucked some guy(s). Way to make your momma and the rest of the trailer park proud!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 11:09pm
  • First 1:12am sorrryyyy my boyfriend doesn't like filthy little 16 year old cum dumpsters :( but you're desperate I'm sure you'll find something to screw

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:15am
  • 11:32, the second one, shut the fuck up. niggaaahhh

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 11:33pm
  • I think a dude sent this

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:22am
  • Texas sucks dick try a real state like Oregon home of the great northwest loggers!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:43am
  • Well 2:40 you do that and let me know how that turns out for you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:41am
  • 1:23 this is Lorin, haha thank you:)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:26am
  • Wow 11:43 way to make yourself sound like a total ASS!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 11:46pm
  • It is a guy cuz he sent this to me :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:19pm
  • hey sixteen year old. you're popular because you developed early and started putting out when you were 12. But now you can't stand to look at yourself in the mirror because all you see is a whore. So, you pick on people to avoid the inevitable realization that once your body's used up by age 19, you're going to be a worn-out, chalky-skinned burlap sack that even your step-dad won't want. How's that? Am I in the ballpark?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:03am
  • God this would be from my area code. Fucking slut.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:27am
  • Hey I would just like to say.. I'm from nc and were not all whores. Thank you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 10:47pm
  • 2:12 about gingers.... How?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:13am
  • I am ashamed to be a female from NC right now. Stupid sluts like the op give us a bad name. And to the skanktastic 16 year old, grow the fuck up. And FYI condoms are never 100% effective. Enjoy bein on 16 and Pregnant with your ghonnahepecyphillaids.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:16am
  • Wow 16 year old where do you live? You can show me just how slutty you are;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:35am
  • Where is 919. I'm on the way.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 6:14am
  • 2:57 me either, even though this shits getting pretty boring

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:58am
  • Got room for one more?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 11:07pm
  • Wow. Too many effim losers on here at all hours of the morning. Don't stay up all night on tfln because u think that u have a life when u actually dont

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 8:01am
  • 2:55 you are NOT hood so stop pretending you are

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:56am
  • i bet your grandmas pussy is tighter than yours. Youre fuckin disgusting

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:56am
  • 2:49 fuck yea man, gonna go pahk my cah in the gahrage

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:50am
  • Haha oh it's possible:)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:41am
  • See there he is.... The 30yr old sleez ball with a rotten mind towards 16 yr olds!!! Would love to put a bullet in his dick!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:14am
  • this shit is being difficult..i'm pushing

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:24am
  • 12:48am shut up you stupid slutty rectal wart. Dumb fuckin whore, you should be burnt at the stake. You're probably looser than any 40 year old woman who's given birth several times over and they've probably named a few std's after you..disgusting pig

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:53am
  • POWEERRRR TO THE SLUTS OF THE WORLLLDDD

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 11:24pm
  • In soviet Russia everyone sweats semen

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:03am
  • Hahaha stay classy nc

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:34am
  • I REALLY HOPE TO CATCH A PREADOTOR IS ON HERE TRACING THE POSTS FROM THE 30 AND 25 YR OLD GUYS AND ALL OF THEM ARE GOING TO LEAD PATHETICLONLEY LIVES AND DIE ALONE

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:55pm
  • All the hoes on this site take note--this is what a true lady is and what u should all aspire to be.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 11:28am
  • east side..where you from?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:54am
  • 1:44....youre on here....you go get a life

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:45am
  • haha this is my text I'm not a dude..and yeah, I don't see anything said about sucking multiple dicks. I suck a lot of dick, my boyfriends. and of course i swallow haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 10:38am
  • No one cares about Oregon

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:00am
  • Licked so much pussy I have to buy my toung cat food

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:00am
  • 1:51 fuckin no surprise there. Get a LIFE will you?? You probably wacked off to this thread..sick fuck

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:52am
  • You better Ve that slut

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:17am
  • That's hilarious.. Who cares what everyone else says it's ur life.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:32am
  • Ha ok whatever whoever beleives that Lorin is a man. And to all you dumb fucks who keep jerking off, get a life. And this is the real Lorin, so goodnight. <3

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:59am
  • So 1:41 you must not be a 'respectable' person then, correct?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:47am
  • @12:17 lmao you may not be used up at the moment but give it a year.. hot dog down a hallway.. I'm sure you've heard that before.. Have fun being a 17 year old momma who has no idea who her baby daddy is. You'll end up on Maury with 53 dudes being tested and none of them will be the one who donated their sperm :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:24am
  • Who the FUCK would go to disney 26 times

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:39am
  • Why can't I post the quote from full metal jacket about texans

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:24am
  • At 1:15. Ve the dirty cunt you are And suck this fat cock you stupid slut dirty Cunt.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:16am
  • Im in new yprk now. I just got back from houston Good night life down there

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:07am
  • Wow I just read this whole thing. And I don't think lorins a man, I think she's pretty sexy too. I'd bang her. and yeah, I'm 32, get over it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:20am
  • The Text isn't attractive! It's a huge turnoff. And you are 16, no one takes you for anything but a whore.... And the only guys who would like you acting or talking like that are very gross sleez balls who are borderline level 3 sex offenders... So change your ways little girl!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:11am
  • I think I'm more sickened by the 30 yr old fuckhead tribg to pick up 16yr olds on TFLN... Pretty fuckin nasty

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:21am
  • I've spent way too much time on this. Bye y'all

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:56am
  • Only steers an q......

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:28am
  • makes me sad to be 919

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 11:04pm
  • What a fucking whore... Sweating semen? Are you blowing 5 guys at once at every hour of every day and swallowing? Skank...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:18am
  • Going to mt bachelor next week

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:50am
  • 12:29 (The first one) Go somewhere else you whiny bitch. I wish I knew where you were so I could make you my fuckboy, Go intellectualize somewhere else Einstein.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:34am
  • What a fucking whore.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 8:20pm
  • Hey there need to be more girls like you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 6:02am
  • What up I live in Raleigh downtown on glenwood

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:32am
  • Central Oregon has the best snowboarding in the country

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:47am
  • Who's dick do you got to suck to get a Klondike bar?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:43am
  • This is 1:14 I really think I am nice! But but but I I really don't believe you are a slut in reality... You just talk like a huge slut ya know for some attention... And not very pleasant attn. But anyways I think it's amusing so keep it up!!!! And no I'm not a 30 yr old man.... I'm a 20 yr old gal

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:22am
  • 12:32 makes me feel kinda proud of my age group

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:35am
  • Well, at least we know she's swallowing...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 11:56pm
  • 2:56 I'm thinkin henwas kidding... He wouldn't have said the fuck sheep otherwise

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:58am
  • Thank you to the first 1:14:) at least you are nice.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:17am
  • Your mother is heated.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:56am
  • giving the 919 a great name....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 11:03pm
  • I've read this before

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 9:02pm
  • i don't know what's worse: the fact that i just read almost all of these posts, or that the 16 year old exists.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 5:08pm
  • The south ain't shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:59am
  • hey this is a totally believeable text. stop being a downer.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:16am
  • 1:58 learn to read before you ask stupid questions, shithead

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:58am
  • 1:19 then fuckin leave dipshiy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:20am
  • Got no ass obviously you got no English class... But as a matter of fact I got a lot of lovin from my sweet ass h.s. Big Johnny boyfriend and I broke it off after 4 yrs sick of his oldie but goodie. Bitch face oooo yeah

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:47am
  • Lorin...stop eating my mother

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:17am
  • I wish i knew where u were

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:04am
  • you sluts. Crackin me up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:38am
  • OP is a cum guzzling gutter slut.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 11:16pm
  • hey are there any 25-30 years in here that wanna hang out? I'm a predator

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:16pm
  • 3:24 ..im russian. I hope your a girl. Yea we like sex alot but normal alot haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:27am
  • 2:42 yup, just you. If you love something, even disney, you go crazy for it. Very understandable

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:44am
  • In Soviet Russia you let it bitch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:42am
  • Ur all soooo jealous that I have herpes and u don't!! I have it forever!! U can't have it you unslut!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:20am
  • 12:19 not much what's up dawg

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:20am
  • This is probably a dude, fyi

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 11:14pm
  • Yea. Ufc ... Emilyenko fucks people up quick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:00am
  • Oregon is a temperate rain forest I go in the woods and cut the best trees in the country everyday next to Alaska anyway.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:50am
  • 2:16 what are the mother of the group?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:18am
  • 1:13 AND 1:31 are funny motherfuckers.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:00am
  • Lorin weiners are ugly!!! And balls are smelly (all of them) don't say they aren't, espeacially after a night of dancing/work/exercising....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:17am
  • Haha well played soviet Russia...well played

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 11:33pm
  • You know, that girl up there, grindin the fucking stage, that's somebody's daughter.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 11:42am
  • I agree stop getting on your knees

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:52am
  • She said she is. Now leave

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:24am
  • 1:40am #3 is definitley a huge whore

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:45am
  • Seriously if my boyfriend fucks you I just leave him.... No big deal! It would always be a big mistake with you. Next thing you know you will be one blown out nasty stinky 50 yr old single and lonely:( Seriously no valuble man would ever want someone who's slept with over 20 guys at 16... I've had my share and have tried telling boyfriends they don't want to know!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:27am
  • i love how half the people who read TFLN pretend to have moral standards. does it make you feel better to judge her? do you think that if this is a real post and you call her names/give her advice, she will suddenly 'see the light' and change her ways? this site is intended for ENTERTAINMENT. get a life and stop worrying about how others act.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 11:50am
  • sounds like this person would fuk a coffee table cause it has legs

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 6:03am
  • Ugh! What's the meaning of this text? Don't tell me this really happened? Did someone really crap a baloooooooga?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:51am
  • I'd do nothing for a Klondike bar cuz those things suck

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:43am
  • Shuttin shit down at da mawl

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:02am
  • Let this dumb bitch get an STD..who the fuck gives a shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:15am
  • My girlfriend would say something like this. Yay for me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 9:54am
  • 2:20 get the FUCK off this website.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:21am
  • 2:03 whats that from?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:08am
  • Now don't be making fun of the baby maker it's a beautiful thing you know!!! Hate to even bring it up In such a unworthy conversation.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:58am
  • 910 and i suck so much cock i am actually BLEEDING seamen at this point. i actually beat this girl. holllla.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 2:04am
  • Im a girl and I love giving head!! And im not a slut by any means. But I couldn't get enough of it after the first time I tried it. Making my guy feel good makes me feel amzing. Every girl should b a lady but then a freak in the sheets. Personal opinion lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:21pm
  • 16 year old: what kind of lube do you use? My pussy is all dried up. i thought with your knowledge I could get the right kind

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:52am
  • I'll suck your moose knuckle

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:42am
  • 11:32, learn how to type lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 11:32pm
  • 1143 was a boy trying to be funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 1:14pm
  • 1:37 maybe she just wanted some lovin don't judge her

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:38am
  • BITCH I AINT MAKIN BABIES

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:59am
  • Wtf 11:37..shut the hell up you douche BOX!! HA!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 11:39pm
  • Sure hope it's the same guys dick, that way she can avoid a greater risk of stds

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 11:37pm
  • In Soviet Russia semen sweats out YOU

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:23am
  • I'M ITCHING MY BOOB RIGHT NOW

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:26am
  • what girl would fucking refer to herself as a slut? disgusting

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:09am
  • Think you can do some more?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 11:22pm
  • 2:03 I think you just made Meg real happy thanks for sticking up for her

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:05am
  • i love sucking dick, goodbye

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:05am
  • This conversation is much more tame than the ones earlier

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:49am
  • Nachos r delish im a fatty

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:30am
  • Sophomore, are you trying to outslut Lorin? Slut stats please

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:34am
  • LOLLLZZZ U WANN MY ADDRESSSS WE HAV THREESUMM

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:06am
  • OP is def a dude. Sorry to spoil your fun.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 11:40am
  • 2:29... Hi! It's me again :)! So ya must of fell the receiding hair column? Saggin sac? Or just a big stink ass hole?! Fuck you yellow eyes!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:32am
  • Ok just to clarify for everyone I am "Lorin" and yes I am a man, that was fun:)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:57am
  • I mean 1:14 I puked! Fucker!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:29am
  • ha I think I know this girl!

    Submitted by riseagainst8710 on Jan 26, 10 at 8:34pm
  • Let's get some love for Texas A REAL STATE BITCHES

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:05am
  • You can sweat semen

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:50am
  • You are the winner of Klondike!! 2:43

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:46am
  • @1:38 ONLY?? What the fuck???!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:38am
  • Lorin you're a disgrace to women

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:19am
  • 1124- hell yea girl. We gotta stick together.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 11:39pm
  • And your number is??????

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 6:11pm
  • Hey..what are the soviet Russia things from?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:16am
  • bitch obviously got no ass in high school 1:41

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:42am
  • This is turning into Jerry Springer..... Jerry Jerry Jerry

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:39am
  • 2:49 about this convo being boring now- yeah and it kinda sucks.. I'm goin to bed

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:51am
  • 2:19 what's wrong with typing 'beisbol'? You have some rage issues

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:20am
  • Too bad these girls can't love themselves enough without having to suck dick or fuck everything that breathes. As for guys wanting to fuck 16 year old girls....you need help. That's someones daughter.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:01am
  • I am starting to wonder tho.... 16 year old slut girl is a 40 year old hairy chubby balding little wee wee man

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:51am
  • amen 12:37 (second) amen

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:39am
  • 12:18 I'm 25 and married but if your hot you can be my dirty little secret.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:24am
  • I agree with 10:12

    Submitted by keegnw on Apr 8, 10 at 1:52am
  • Best text of the new year... So far.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 5:14pm
  • I could crap a baby balooga right now!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:48am
  • To the person who posted: BEISBOL, fuck you. Just fuck you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:19am
  • hahahahah family guy :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:08am
  • Ahaha this whole thing makes me laugh. Hey misguided 16 year old whore, aka "Lorin" go get your tubes tied. PLEASE

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:11am
  • Please and Thankyou for not making babies!! We don't need anymore of you runnin around... History repeating

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:01am
  • yoooo...! Durty Durham! This shit is vicky!! p.s, north carolina is so classy!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 4:50pm
  • No you can't pull a kidney lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:54am
  • Disney world is scary!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:38am
  • In Soviet Russia nut sweats you . Or something like that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:37am
  • 1:49 makes me pissed to be a man. you are sick.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:56am
  • I already have a great sex life with a great dude! Goin on 3yrs.... Can I still call you a 16 yr old tramp?! Ps.... He dosn't like 16yr olds..sorry:(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:04am
  • Ha it's easy, act all sweet and innocent then be a total slut in bed:) and condoms were invented for the whole STD thing... So go suck a dick.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 11:51pm
  • ahahahaha 11:16 you made my life by saying that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 11:42am
  • I went to Texas last year and I can safely say it was the shittiest place I've ever been to

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:46am
  • I wish people like 2:01 would all get together and Fuck Eachother... I'm so sick of these sick freaks I seriously wish we could start a Mafia and get them all on any little suspician that they are sexually assaulting a child or any age victim.... 2:01 you are dead in my book!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:13am
  • @1:58 we've learned that Lorin is really a man and there is no hope for humanity. I'm moving to pandora!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:00am
  • 2:04. how r u so sure she is a girl?? no hollaa bitch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 2:19am
  • Agreed, this is clearly a dude. Girls don't say this type of shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 7:56am
  • These pretzels are making me thirsty

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:32am
  • It's pretty easy, nine this year and eleven my freshman year.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:44am
  • This is so trashy. Why do girls say stuff like this? It makes me ashamed to be a female. Keep it to yourself. No one wants to hear this. Not even your friends.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:21am
  • When you are 16 you don't need lube, but the dumb girl will probably answer " spit". Now I'm just being gross

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:55am
  • 12:40 besides I'm just teasin you I'm not single I'm married but your gettin worked up over nothin the 16 year old girl here is probably a 40 year old man beatin off.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:46am
  • It smells like up dawg dog. What's up dawg? Nothin much bro what's up with you. Lmao

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:22am
  • your a frigging whore! get a life! brt you look good in herpes! :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 12:44am
  • Are you that desperate?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:52pm
  • 3:11 you prolly just want to get fucked by a dick hardcore

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:13am
  • We all knew it was a man

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:56am
  • This getting really boring!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:19am
  • The scary thing is that I think I knw this girl...she sucked my dick too

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:33am
  • 11:43 hit me up sweetheart!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 11:48pm
  • This fucking app only talks about sluts sucking dick. Refund...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 11:12pm
  • In soviet russia Russians hate you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:21am
  • In soviet Russia disney sweats semen

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:40am
  • hahaha im 2:03 and that episode just popped in my head so i did a quick google search. i didnt read the entire thread, but i thought id get a few laughs out of this ridiculousness.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:10am
  • I live with her and she let me cum all over her sweet ass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:08am
  • 1:41 take it from yourself.... You are on here with your opinion and now you have something to say to me? Sounds like the BIG H word (Hypocrit)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:44am
  • I actually feel sorry for misguided Lor.... I hope she really won't get STD's have babies or sleep with 30yr old creepers

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:14am
  • How I love the chapel hill area; you are representing girl

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 11:52pm
  • I vote we start yet a entire NEW conversation to add to this list

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:39am
  • 1:52 thank you for clarifying, that makes much more sense lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:56am
  • u can sweat semen? or is that the joke

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:05am
  • Let's just say the 30 yr old male had the only and biggest Moose Knuckle ever seen!!! I seriously Pissed myself I laughed so hard. He said " Hi, I'm 33 and single" me at the time was like " I bet I know why." Bahahaha!!! Yeah so 16 year old suck a 30yr old moose knuckle!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:40am
  • SKANKTASTICCCC ROFLLLLS

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:08am
  • 2:28 who spells Johnny "Johnie"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:32am
  • expolding on my toilet bro

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:22am
  • An 11 yr old? That's sick. Go cry to someone else about being scared to get caught.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:12am
  • Lorin is a bitch she sucked mydogs dick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:12am
  • how can you give that a thumbs down, and she swallows

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 11:44pm
  • So many hoes. My iPhone did something productive. Hos

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 6:32am
  • 2:21 continued.. The post about poop that is

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:22am
  • 2:03..yo the 16 yr old slut was really a man..so no you aren't in the ballpark

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:05am
  • ouch even a slut turned you down

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:45am
  • i hope this was only one guy. or youre a sluttttt

    Submitted by justali123 on Jan 22, 10 at 5:45pm
  • Texas has big belt buckles

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:07am
  • 2:37 I've been there legit 26 times, fucking love it. Try Busch gardens, universal, or 6 flags

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:39am
  • I just wasted like half an hour reading this :(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:03am
  • I'm from nc and I usually suck my boyfiends dick once a day but I'm not a whore and I think this txt is hilarious!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 8:15pm
  • It smells like up dog

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:19am
  • Ha i'm the 16 year old slut. And yes I know what a condom is and how to use it, I would LOVE to hit all yall up, I could seduce your fiancé in five seconds, I'm not too young, I'm not a used up whore, and I don't want to change my ways, I love having guys burning up my phone;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:17am
  • Johnnie too! Spell like that too!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:35am
  • This is most likely one of the most popular posts yet

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:12am
  • Lorin loves pussy too

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:18am
  • This is my fav post ever!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:19am
  • 12:12 she wouldn't get raped, she would want it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:13am
  • Any girl that likes sucking cock should get a gold star and any1 that gives a girl shit for doing it should be shot...and I'll put my name to that mike in the 718!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 3:16am
  • In Russia skanks are proud or you!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:16am
  • You want head from a dog??? Whaaatt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:57am
  • Yea im from east side nasshville tennesse. Dis the real hood. Niggaz be fuckin sheep

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:55am
  • Timberline has good snow, but there is nothing to do at night. Bachelor is close to Bend , pretty hoppin night life

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:54am
  • 2:46 uve never heard "luff" before?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:47am
  • Hahahahaahaha @ 2:11

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:12am
  • Probably some sand jockey.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:18am
  • Um I'm pretty sure I'm a 16 year old girl. And 1:09, geez thanks, I'm sure your boyfriend can tell you all about it;) haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:12am
  • Hey...when giving head, spit IS the best lube. Not gross.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:57am
  • @ 11:44 (1st) guess you were wrong..11:48 likes those std's..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 11:50pm
  • 11:27, STFU!! You don't the damn person.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 11:32pm
  • This is an awesome text!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:00am
  • Ppl say sometimes that they pull a muscle. Can u pull a kidney?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:53am
  • texas is really shitty sry yall

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:36am
  • 32 yr old 2:20! I'll be waiting with a baseball bat to beat you in the balls!!! Yeah get over it Needle Dick!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:24am
  • 2:22 about Loren I agree.. Move on haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:24am
  • Second 2:01 what the hell, all you guys on here are sick fucks. First talking about that poor 16 year old girl, and now an 11 year old?!? Bless that childs poor heart.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:05am
  • I would love Lorins tight pussy:) and honey, I'm a man not a silly little boy;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:49am
  • I'm in the same boat

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 11:18pm
  • 910 right here. sucking cock all day... southern girls and yea nc girls at that really do suck dick good

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 2:02am
  • Op is a disgusting pig. Srsly wash ur cunt u whore

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 4:36am
  • I'm not going to judge the whole sex part ... But seriously.... The 30yr old going after the 16 yr old Child???? Fuckin horse shit!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:31am
  • Damn I'm 15 and pretty damn hott I could get any guy I want And even I'm not dumb enough to have sex with anything with a dick and being a slut dosent make you atractive you'll never be anything in life there isn't a trophy for who has the most sex with the most guys you know what I hope you get raped by some crept old dude and end up dead in a ditch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:47am
  • 2:03 family guy rocks how you quote something that long off the top of your head.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:07am
  • hey this is Lorin..confession time...im a man babyyyy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:51am
  • I'm 21 and i've slept with 37 different guys.. So yeah 19 seems average

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:40am
  • 12:22. not a virgin anymoree(: so I will go suck a dick thi weekend okayy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:23am
  • That has to be the hottest thing I've ever heard

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 10:12pm
  • 11:33 Jan 1st. LMAO.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 5:21pm
  • 2:39 someone who doesn't live in Florida?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:40am
  • fake fo sho like most these txts

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:15am
  • Gingers smell like lorins vagina

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:14am
  • 1:44 then that makes you a lame fuck too, right? Idiot

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:46am
  • 1:16 you're a fat lonely old man, go grab a jar of pb and have your dog do it for you..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:18am
  • Leave Granma outta here!!! Fah Q for that!! And don't confuse me with the 16 yr old that's not me!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:00am
  • It's the 16 year old again, I would love to be your dirty little secret;) and older guys are better because they actually know how to make a girl feel good:) and I'm smart enough not to get pregnant. And I haven't fucked over 20 guys:)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:32am
  • Ah hahaha I know a girl like you...she's annoying and has zero self-confidence and it's sad to watch so grow up and get some self-confidence. You also like to think that you can steal any guy you can which is a pathetic cry for attention. Also, 12:05, you honestly think your wife won't want to fuck a hot younger guy eventually?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:29am
  • You know, that girl up there, grindin the fucking stage, that's somebody's daughter.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 11:42am
  • Keep up the good work!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:42am
  • Dear Men ages 19-35 and up! This message is for you : go take your receiding hairlines and wipe your asses with it. You obviously are rejects and have small Johnies.. It's not the young girls's problem so leave em the f alone!!! You saggin sac's you!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:28am
  • People are so rude on here ha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:59am
  • What does your girlfriend think about all this?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:06am
  • can't we all just suck dicks and get along pleeease

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:04am
  • 11:43 way to have confidence! You ever go for any older guys ( like 30)? ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:10am
  • Everyone from NC that I've ever met is a whore.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 1:46am
  • Wow I'd definitely bang the 16 year old. Stop being prude people.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:24pm
  • oh stop ppl ... ur not a whoree ahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 4:08am
  • Then go find a dog to slobber on it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:55am
  • Yo soviet russia bitch, let it die

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:41am
  • Do you guys honestly think gingers are hot or no? I don't think hair color matters...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:10am
  • 2:05 if a girl asks you to cock her you cock her dammit!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:09am
  • I've been saying it was a man this whole time assholes!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:55am
  • Nymphos..... These posts are full of them

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:51am
  • Lol. I think that the 'sluts' on here should just go get with someone else and the people who claim to be respectable persons should get of TFLN and do something with their lives, for God's sake. Ha, TFLN is all in good humor, and if you can't appreciate that then go blog about it somewhere else or something .

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:41am
  • ok so u CANT sweat semen?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:08am
  • Dear 16 yr old slut, I can't believe, with how F'd up you talk, that you would know to be responsible enough to know what a condom is or how it is used.....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:05am
  • I think it's probably Idaho

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:36am
  • Nachos!!!! Count me in

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:31am
  • Ooooh don't even go there you do not want to sweat semen. It will clog your pores like a bitch! Not enough proactive in the world to heal that mess.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:13am
  • 11:40 a womanizer Is a man

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:40am
  • @1:34, nope don't worry your a real, full blown slut

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:36am
  • I don't like black people.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 9:29pm
  • Aside from it's beauty Theres nothin to do where I live in Oregon it's pretty boring but I've never been anywhere else but Utah and new Mexico but it's better here than either those places. I've never even been to central Oregon so I don't know anything about the snow boarding the other guys talking about but I know PFC gots slot goin on

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:59am
  • Dear bitch who wrote a dear men thing, go away

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:29am
  • Lorin was so 45 min ago. Hahaha.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:22am
  • What kind of girl likes to use the term "slut"? When did that stop being a bad thing to be labeled?...bitches like that just need to be put out of their misery and shot right between the eyes. Poor little girl never got any love from daddy...or too much when he was stickin' it up her ass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:15am
  • If the bitch calls herself a slut, then what else do you have to say

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:25am
  • Agree with 2:56. But I just can't leave . . .

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:57am
  • IT'S SNOWING! Got us a fuckin nor'eastah

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:42am
  • Beisbol ? What does that mean

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:26am
  • oh the good old 919...being from the 336, i'm not surprised.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 11:02pm
  • Amen 4:00. Its Herpes for you, megaslut.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 4:02pm
  • I think a Russian bloke sent this

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:22am
  • Slobber on your mom like corn on the cob

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:55am
  • 2:41 I'd bust you in the jaw for a Klondike bar. It's snowing here too btw

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:43am
  • omg only 19 guys? you call yourself a slut?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:38am
  • i've sucked over 50 dicks, and I'm 18(:

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:32am
  • I like 16 year old pussy perfectly aged nice tight body and pussy some of us don't like stretched out cellulite bodies

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:28am
  • where do i sign up and where does the line begin?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 11:45pm
  • Ha, I knew the OP was talking about one person only. Good for you and your awesome sex life with your boyfriend girl! Any guy would die to be your boyfriend!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 10:57am
  • What makes you assume the OP isn't talking one person? Has no one here had a partner and had sex every day with them?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 9:36am
  • Why don't I ever meet this girl? Damn prudish people...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 4:07am
  • 3:05am no. Texas is full of inbreds

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:07am
  • Lorin, you're disgusting. Goodnight

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:55am
  • not if you yourself are sixteen.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:18am
  • Nothing but a cum dumpster.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 1:53pm
  • lmfao man, i love how people constantly talk shit about how tough they are, or how much game they have...haha its easy to do when your anonymous. fuckin hillarious. and babe, its quality not quantity...nobody likes a slut.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 9:16am
  • Why would you have sex with a sheep

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:56am
  • Half this stuff has nothing to do with the original text..... This is more like a chat room

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:32am
  • Only a fake slut would be able to answer that question, (slut stats) a true slut simply cannot keep track of their sluttiness

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:32am
  • Palease, I do respect myself, and I would rather have men hit on me than stupid little boys. And all you bitches need to just calm your shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:06am
  • 11:06..yes it is. Thanks to whores

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:07am
  • Naw i aint hood. Im a russian from new york.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:58am
  • Geez this girls not gonna change just let her be

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:39am
  • 2:09 only steers and

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:18am
  • So what have we learned in this group discussion?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:58am
  • 19 guys don't love just one girl honey! And no guy loves a sophmore! Highschool realationships are learning experiences! And or one nighters

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:41am
  • Ooo 919! my area code! Dickham lol (Durham)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:26am
  • 11:52, because what girl doesn't like being able to get any guy she wants? And because I like sex;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 11:58pm
  • i say that "16 year old girl" is actually a 20 something year old guy who thinks he is clever

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 7:57pm
  • 4:50 hell yeah!! You know we are!! Like I said before: dickham lolll;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 4:57pm
  • Holy shit, insane amount of replies.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 8:20am
  • Ummm I'd open my freezer for one.... But that's about it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:42am
  • New conversation starter.... What would you do for a Klondike Bar?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:41am
  • 12:46! You are married and you are the one rubbin one off I just freakin know it! You are makin me wanna barf! I can just picture you with your maniac look and your grinding teeth hahhaha beating away.... Eeeewwwww haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:49am
  • Typical north Carolina...no class

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 4:23pm
  • 2:05 hahahahaha thought a that too!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:07am
  • Yeah um so 1:51 is not me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:53am
  • Ok so this is the 16 year old (btw my name is Lorin), psh and yeah spit is best:) and stf up you don't know me. And my pussy is tight thank you and why don't y'all just shut up and get laid.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:00am
  • I recently measured my dick and it is 5.5 -6 inches is that bad

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 11:10pm
  • Lorin would you happen to be Lorin Sezer that goes to Middle Creek

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 9:25pm
  • nice slut hope your proud of yourself

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:45pm
  • And you girls wonder why guys treat you like crap when you do and say things like this.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 4:03am
  • Ohhhh loveeeeee = luff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:47am
  • 2:13 God just made it that way, that's how

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:14am
  • Nymphomania. STD's. Yet quite entertaining conversations.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:57am
  • 12:34 I'm 25 5'6 190 pounds I'm solid muscle I dress wearing jordans IS's solos Nike nothin but nice shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:40am
  • 559 area code!!! doesn't end up on here much/:

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:27am
  • 919 ehhh! is this Vicki!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 11:27pm
  • That's y you need to drink Gatorade to replenish all the salty nutrients that you lose while sweating.you go girl!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 5:58am
  • It's 20 degrees out and my nipples are hard

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:59am
  • Ok one more fucking time, TEXAS

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:35am
  • There's no reason to type any of this but it happens lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:24am
  • People are rude??? Ya think so? Duh! Thanks Tips!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:01am
  • Why would you want to give so many guys head?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:46am
  • All the ppl shouting "whore" should not be on this site in the first place

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 4:38am
  • Ussr fell apart a long time ago haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:05am
  • 1:05am please don't ever try to make babies...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:06am
  • NOTHIN BUT NICE SHIT, 4 U SLUTS

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:42am
  • I'm with 6:14 in that one.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 10:07am
  • If ya ever in the 401 get at me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:42am
  • 2:34 I just checked and u def didn't spell it like that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:38am
  • @2:08 IM A GINGER!! Yaaayyy ftw

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:09am
  • Ha ok sure I'm a fake slut, wow.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:34am
  • Stop saying this is a girl. It's a dude.. 100% guarantee

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:33am
  • haha. sluts unitee!!!! lol(:

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:26am
  • All you guys are a Buchanan of hornedogs. She's SIXTEEN!! That would be considered jail bait

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:12am
  • Yea russiian girls look great long legs We do have some crocodiles but hey which country doesnt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:33am
  • It's kinda pissin' me off how all these times are the same.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:23am
  • Lorin i'm up for anything and I'm 17

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:11am
  • That's discusting. Have some self respect.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:40am
  • That's fucking gross

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:04am
  • Yooo big Johnny he's a big bitch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:00am
  • Lorin, what are your slut stats?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:28am
  • 1:17 I just puked reading that!! You are twisted Fucker!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:27am
  • Girls actually like, and think it's cool, to be a whore and put all those dicks in their mouths? Wow.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:18am
  • thumbs up to be hott 11:43

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 11:45pm
  • i bet you had a lot of dick but you never had mine

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 11:03pm
  • 2:19 sounds like half of everyone I know. So maybe I know them. Hell ya

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:21am
  • Can I get my fuckin dollar back?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 11:11pm
  • The next person to type shit is a lame fuck. Get off your ass and go do something with your life.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:44am
  • Oh yeah and 4:23 go to hell. You're probably a northern, the chicks who get laid are sweet southern girls. Go blow yourself.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 4:59pm
  • that's fckin hilarious

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 5:14am
  • 3.47 get over yourself love

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:49am
  • 1:09(second) Ima guess a slut

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:10am
  • is anyone from da hood up in here

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:53am
  • 2:27 do me a favor a shove your reference up your ass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:28am
  • Texas kills people like 2:01. :) Texas likes killing people. We have a judicial expressway for those sentenced to death so there is even less time dealing with the appeals. :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:09am
  • Ha I'm 16 and I'll admit to being a slut. And ya know what, I can get any guy I want and steal any girls boyfriend I want so who has such a problem with being slutty? Get laid people.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 11:43pm
  • Haha watchu mean you heard? Who doesnt like sex alot?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:23am
  • Hope everyone used protection or STDs are for sure going to be on the uprise

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:16am
  • I fucked a 11 year old girl last night it was the Tightest pussy I've ever had I've been scared she's goin to tell someone all day though I don't want to go to prison.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:01am
  • Oh boy this is starting to get heated

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:54am
  • I've had a few stds...so you live and you learn..get over it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:41am
  • op ur such a womanizerrr (;

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 11:40pm
  • Why is it that the most disgusting animals in this world are self-doubting, daddy-troubled, teenage girls? What a fuckin cunt. If i was your Dad, I would take you out back and fix the glitch "Old Yeller Style".

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 7:01am
  • Everyone was trolled by the '16 year old', and I chuckled.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 4:54am
  • I m sure your patrents are proud their daughter is a whore.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:26am
  • 16 is the perfect age;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:37am
  • lets make a poll Who here is for homosexuality type 1 who is against it type 2 Im 2

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:18am
  • 3:04 nah it's like 65 in my room but it's drafty cuz there's a snowstorm

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:06am
  • Texas is brokeback as hell

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:44am
  • Gingers don't just have red hair...they are just...disgusting

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:12am
  • 1:47 eh, I am. For the most part anyways. I didn't mean that the people on here ARENT respectable. I meant, the people 'gain confidence' and the 'don't be a slut' people are just wasting their time cause no one is gonna change their life over TFLN. lol. But I mean, I GUESS.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:52am
  • Wow ur a fucking whore

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 4:07am
  • Haha youuu daaa hoeee

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:38am
  • Your name must be Brittany...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:35am
  • No guy loves a sophomore? I love me some

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:44am
  • Is 15 too young? ;);)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:45am
  • Okay 12:28 (dream lover you) when I was 16, I was at a bonfire some 30yrold in nut higher jeans hit on me and my friends and myself made a joke of the creeper all night! Still joke about that saggin sac to this day! I bet your kinda like that... At least that's how I picture you!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:34am
  • fuck yes! thats why i love my state and i am reppin 919 NC! carolina girls really do suck cock the best, its a little known fact. pretty much all southern broads in general. dont get mad when your man gets taken... you northern yankee whore buckets yall.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 2:02am
  • I inject battery acid into my balls and after the money shot their faces look like Seals'.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:57am
  • Yall just SHUT UP AND GET LAYED

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:01am
  • It smells like up dog.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:17am
  • Nashville??? BITCH that ain't no hood

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:57am
  • Pretzels make me thirsty.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:31am
  • I've wasted 20% of my phone battery on this post

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:27am
  • Gingers are dirrrrrty whores

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:09am
  • 2:19 go drop the browns off at the superbowl

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:20am
  • this is ridiculous you cant sweat semen

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:44am
  • 2:10 no, please don't listen to opinions on this website..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:11am
  • Ha no the sophomore is Lorin.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:36am
  • Once I deepthroated so much I couldn't talk the next day.

    Submitted by yewinnhard on Feb 5, 12 at 7:24am
  • In Soviet Russia semen sweats you!

    Submitted by Surferdude69 on Jul 17, 11 at 12:02am
  • That's so cool!!!......

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 2:37am
  • Lorin you're a fucking inbred. He said man girl

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:28am
  • Like OMG me tooooooooooooo!!! We should be BFFS!!! Like OMG! LoL. I luv you. Ttyl mah gurl. Yay!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:10am
  • haha. I'm not good at stories, was just wanting to proove a point

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:25am
  • Posters here seem to be segregated into the "yeah girl lets hook up", the "build some confidence" camp and the "yeah nothin wrong with free prostitution" camps. There's also the camp that just says "SLUT" over and over.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:47am
  • God I am so proud of my area code <3

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 11:44pm
  • No thanks I prefer to judge people, you dumb bitch who I assume is ugly.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 4:27pm
  • Sex is like the opposite of showing love..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:06am
  • Ewww dirty ass bitches lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:36am
  • Wow everyone quit getting all bitchy. Y'all are just jealous that i'm 16 and hot and you are 40 and fat and dried up. And your 40 yr old husbands would LOVE me:)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:48am
  • I was just pointing out that dallas sucks balls. No need to get bitchy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:50am
  • 2:01 I am praying to all the Gods you choke on your shit and Die!!!!!! You have gone to far! And if I knew who you were and you were convicted I would shoot you on the balls and enjoy watching you die! I hope you fuckin rot in the sewer!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:06am
  • I am a sophmore and slept with 19 different guys.... There are worse.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:32am
  • It smells like up dog.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:17am
  • Yeah. Like THAT'S something to be proud of! SKANK!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:15am
  • Ummmmm Dumb bitch below me who sucks her virgin boyfriend she said she was a slut so SUCK A DICK BIIIIIIIIIITCH

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:22am
  • Lol...who hasn't been in this situation at least once??? ;)

    Submitted by nutsucker on Mar 12, 11 at 7:54am
  • Good ol Carolina girls...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:26pm
  • 12:40 if you are asking me on a date, the answer is NO!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:44am
  • Yea they are all of them!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 10:51pm
  • Timberline is better than Bachelor

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:51am
  • I like Texas..... Never been to Oregon

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:45am
  • Lorin takes it up the butt from her daddeh

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:24am
  • 3:03 shut the fuck up with your Russia garbage

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:04am
  • First 2:02am you southern white trash are so good at sucking dick because you get so much practice on daddy, uncle bill, grandpa, brothers, cousins. You're inbred, you HAVE to be good at it. -northern yankee bitch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 2:57am
  • 2:32 your name Johnny?! Huh? I spelled it jhonnie fucker!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:34am
  • 2:33 it's pretzels ...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:34am
  • Let's hook up. Hmu

    Submitted by whoathatsawesome on Nov 30, 11 at 6:24pm
  • Honey I would love to get ahold of your 16 year old pussy;) you can be my slut:)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:41am
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