Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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