He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
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