ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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