Tell her she can't have a vagina
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Randomize
