I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
he high fived his dick after we had sex
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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