just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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