and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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