Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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