Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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